March 2012
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
February 2012
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The Daily Block: OFFICIAL: Minecraft Team... →
thedailyblock:
“Today we can announce that the four main developers of bukkit – a community-based Minecraft server implementation – have joined ranks with Mojang to bring you the same flexibility and versatility to the official Minecraft server. The four, Warren Loo (@evilseph), Erik Broes (@_grum), Nathan Adams
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Adam Jensen Fan Art (Deus Ex Human Revolution Fan...
lemondedulord:
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clientsfromhell:
Me: “Yup, your computer is broken. Do you have another one you can use, while we take this one down to get fixed?” Client: “My only other computer is stashed away in an aluminum box with a bunch of magnets…” Me: “What on earth would compel you to do a thing like that!?” Client: “Y2K was a scary, strange time for everyone, man.”
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me:Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me:Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
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Shepard: [To Detective Anaya] Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Garrus: We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?
Tali: That's about twice a day.
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*doctor who theme begins playing*
whovian: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
whovian: THE MUSIC OF MY PEOPLE IS PLAYING
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